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He Might Be A Vampire

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If his skin is as pale and white as a wedding dress
He Might Be A Vampire
If he's always dressed natty in a tailcoat and starched white vest
He Might Be A Vampire
If he's teeth seem a trifle long
If he gripes the smell of garlic's too strong
I think it's time to say so long because
He Might Be A Vampire

If he never looks into the mirror to check his hair
He Might Be A Vampire
If the sun comes up and you turn and he's just not there
He Might Be A Vampire
If he don't pick up his phone all day
If his bedsheets are covered with clay
I thing it's probably safe to say that
He Might Be A Vampire

He might be a werewolf with a hairy chest
He might be a podman from an alien nest
Could be just the mummy to unwrap your desires
But I think he's a vampire

Don't let him step across your threshhold unless you're sure
He Might Be A Vampire
He's gonna give you something for which there ain't no cure
He Might Be A Vampire
I don't mean to give you a fright
But if he wants to step in for a bite
Tell him "No thanks, not tonight" because
He Might Be A Vampire

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