Wonder if Don Ho had this problem?

Ever since I put the first set of Aquila NylGut “new formula” strings on my ukulele(s) they’ve been just grinding the bejaysus out of my right index fingernail.

I used to see folks in the various ukulele forums complaining about this—prior to the new formula, mind you—and I was always like, “Yah, you are chust girly men!” about it. Even with the women. Now I understand wtf they were going on about.

So for a while now I’ve been thinking I have to go and get one of those nail strengthener things from my local beauty supply store. Today, doing some errands downtown with—strange as it may seem—brass in pocket, I decided to check out what I could find in that department.

There were three varieties and I chose the mid-priced one. It’s called Miracle Nail Hardener. I don’t know how well it will work, since I’ve just started using it tonight, but what they don’t tell you on the packaging is that it puts a rather glossy finish on the nail.

I don’t mind the shiny nail thing, per se. When I was doing close-up magic, and lots of attention was paid to my hands, I would regularly use a clear gloss. But since I am only interested in strengthening the right index (aka “main strumming”) fingernail, it kinda bugs me that I’m going to have one shiny nail.

This is worse than a “first world problem.” It’s a “first world, ukulele ace” problem and there’s no support group out there for us.

The weird things I have to do sometimes. Sheesh!

(we miss you, Don.)
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One week left

The “Fans Only” section of my site, usually reserved for people who’ve signed up on my mailing list, is currently open to the public (i.e. no password needed). But this will end at midnight, Pacific Daylight Time, on the 18th.

I opened it up—briefly—because of Black March, which is a month where you’re encouraged to buy nothing from the major labels and, in fact, you shouldn’t even download one of their tunes, legally or not. Instead you’re invited to support the indie musicians (somewhat like me).

This means that there’s only one week left for the rest of y’all to check out a sample of what goes on in the Fans Only section and get a chance to download my new album, Standards Issue, containing a baker’s dozen jazz standards on solo ukulele and voice, for the mere pittance of… well, pay what you think it’s worth. Or you could order a physical copy for only $10 plus a bit for shipping/handling.

Check out the section soon. Maybe you’ll buy my music. Maybe you’ll even decide to sign up to receive my newsletterHobbit Howls so you can continue to watch the selection of fans only stuff grow (like the Lost Videos or some very limited recordings or…). Or maybe you’ll just download the music for free and share it with friends.

I like all of those options.

And be sure to let me know what you think of the tunes. I loves me some feedback.

(cross-posted from Howlin’ Hobbit dot com News)

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Mighty Smooth

A couple weeks back I was at the bus stop on 3rd Ave between Pike and Pine. A gentleman and his lady approached me and he said something on the order of “I like your mustache.” I said thanks and he and his friend started walking away.

As they departed he turned to her and, sort of sotto voce, said, “That’s mighty smooth.”

I wish that I’d had an audio recorder going at the time. Because even now the way that he said that gives me a giggle.

And I was flattered.

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Something for you sophisticated folk

I’ve recently learned Hugh Laurie’s tune, The Sophisticated Song and mentioned I was doing so on Google+. I got a couple comments to the effect that it was a great song for me to do—I knew that, that’s why I learned it—and basically promised that I’d do a quickie recording of it and put it here on my blog. Soooo…

tada!

The Sophisticated Song

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You can click the player to hear it and/or right-click on the title to download it as a 320kbps mp3 file.

I recorded/mastered this much like my recent album. So now that you can hear (more or less) what it sounds like, alla youse guys go sign up for my mailing list and buy the new one! Except for Bisbo, of course. He’s a trend-setter.

thankyouverrmuch.

Oh yeah, and if you haven’t seen it already, here’s Hugh’s version on YouTube.

(Howlin’ has left the building.)
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Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi

Amy Crehore, who is one of my heroes, sent this tweet about an hour ago and I said, “Steve who?”

So I googled him and found his site and followed it to this link on PBS. Go and watch the PBS video. It’s brief but, more importantly, full of awesome.

Cab is also one of my major heroes. I do Minnie the Moocher quite a bit, and have had some magic moments busking with the tune.

I think that Steve Brodner may have to go into the heroes list somewhere too. I just love his style.

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